"Shall we order dessert?"
"No thanks… i’m stuffed.
My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg
oops my hand slipped
The most ignored words in the world.
aka don’t be a dick
it’s the same message and yet we have had wars about religions for hundreds of years
Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped
Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget
I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.
is that john green
That’s John Green.
When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.
is it porn you want
me 5 minutes ago….